Fruit Roll-Up

When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up

After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.

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Fruit Salad

To throw up over an individual

Cracker had a fruit salad all over Gumby

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Grape Fruited

The act of pouring grape fruit juice in a man’s large eurethera.

I have chick flick cancer because Debbie grape fruited me last night.

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Sour Fruit

1) Negative Information (true or untrue) given to influence an opinion.
2) BS
3) Derived from Fruit of the Poisonous Tree

Jim said Cheryl is a thief, but I think he was just trying to feed me some sour fruit.

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fresh fruit

A sarcastic and witty gay.

"They have fresh fruit at the continental breakfast, wake up!"
"Bitch, I am fresh fruit!"

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strongbow dark fruits

Typical LAD loves FIFA And the sesh. Wears Silk silk and 11 degrees. Is buzzing for Ibiza with the boiis. Always asking girls for their snapchats. Cut them and they will bleed Strongbow Dark Fruits. Male equivalent of fiat 500

Wow that Luke guy at uni is so strongbow dark fruits, he’s just put “someone talk” on his Snapchat story

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Fruit Roll Up

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

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