Google Boxing

A competetive form of Googling in which two or more Googlers engage in a battle to see who can search more, and faster, especially when they should otherwise be working on important projects.

"Have you seen Mr's Roberts?? She's the Google Boxing champ!!" "Hell no man I wouldnt wanna Google box her..."

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Google Drive

The refuse that comes out of a software engineer's anus is called Google Drive.

The engineer had food poisoning and discharged Google Drives all night.

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google binder

things that we think are at the end of your shoe laces, they are great they stop your shoes laces from going poopy!

"my google binders are the shizz yo!"

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google boom

google is a fatly overpriced company and is fully gonna crash and burn.

dude, this google boom is gonna end soon

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egyptian googles

A more aggresive version of the Egyptian goggles.

A male egaculates his load all over the ass of another male, then punches the asshole of the male until shit falls out. Then the puncher dips his genitals in the shit cum mixture and procedes to violently smash his balls into the eye sockets of the unsuspecting male. Thus causing the other male to ejaculate.

Derek thought that Jeremy was a gential giant but was in for a bone crushing suprise when Jeremy gave him the egyptian googles.

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go to google

Substitute for 'go to hell', used when someone is prying about something, you wouldn't like to define.

"Hey, what is a 'vadászgörény'?"
"Don't know..."
"Hey, what is a ...?"
"Don't know..."
...
"Hey..."
"Go to google!!!"

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Google Wave

An over-rated program used to communicate and share documents, links etc with other people. Still in testing and only users invited may use it. Everyone wants it.

Dude! I just got my Google Wave invite!!

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