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The pleasure moment when your wife decides to stop by the down low area without warning. Typically occurs when least expected and always ends in conscious turmoil.
"Sharon and I were not getting along the whole day, yet to my surprise she gave me one hell of a Curious George!"
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father: a wish washy wannaba tough guy who went back on his campaign promise not to raise taxes, got us into deep recession with the then-biggest deficits of all time
the son: without the flip flop, the same as his daddy except worse. lied to take us to war and is a complete utter moron.
father: "the congress will push me to raise taxes, and I'll say no, they'll push me again and I'll still say no, they ll push and I will tell them 'read my lips: no new taxes!'"
son:"your working hard to put food on your family"
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A cruel but largely empty place between the ears of of lazy, trust fund baby, drug addled, broomstick cowboy, AWOL coward, where people fly to Mars, and weapons are hidden in countries that pose no threat, a place where every time the pie hole located directly beneath this George bush space", is open some lobbyist sticks a million dollars into it
"Hahaha-Look at that woman plead for mercy from me- Fuck her. Die you fuckin bitch. Hahahaha." George Bush.
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Verb-The act of grilling something using the George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine
Did you see what happened to John's face?I heard he tripped in the kitchen and George Foremaned it.
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He doesn't like black people.
"George Bush doesn't care about black people"
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1.) Arguably one of the most fascist, unintelligent presidents in the history of the United States.
2.) The reason why I pay more for gas than I do for clothes.
"Gas is at an all-time high, AGAIN. Must be that George Bush."
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The kind of guy who can definitely piss you off when he goes SKATING or when he listens to those who back stab him however I would be lost without my George Glover he is my soul mate, I will always love and adore him as he's the best thing that's ever happened to me. If you are lucky enough to come across a George Glover (as long as he isn't mine) sweep him off his feet and keep him forever. You will instantly fall DEEP Deeply in love with his wonkey smile, freckled face and beautiful blue eyes. I'd be forever lost without my George Glover. He's the sunrise every morning and is the beautiful moon light glow in the night time, I will forever be thankful to his mum Lisa and his dad Darren. I believe he can do anything when he puts his mind AND HEART into it.I know he is denstand for greatness. I love him from his smelly feet up to his pin head. He's my everything. I love you George. Don't you ever forget that.
He pulled a George Glover on my heart.