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Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.
I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke
A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass
Hank on a glass was on my glass all night
wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas
my best friend heped me with a glass of milk
A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?