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Friend 1:Oh have you seen the gorilla tag update
Friend 2: Kys
A fun virtual reality game with 5 year olds screaming and 8 year olds screaming. In the game, you are a gorilla with no legs and you must bounce off of your surroundings to not get tagged
Bob: hey wanna play Gorilla Tag
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore
A game that consists of 9 year old children screaming racial slurs at you.
Hey Billy I can you stop screaming because you lost a game of gorilla tag ?
Billy: Go kill yourself you ni**er
a vr game about gorillas (monkes)
from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household
theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”
guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”
guy 1: “you wanna play?”
guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*
*another example*
guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”
guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”
guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”
guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”
*another another example*
mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”
son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*
*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*
*another another another example*
kid: “you wanna play minigames?”
guy: “shut the fuck up!”
*another another another another example*
guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”
guy 1: “what is it?”
guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”
guy 1: “sure!”
*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
The stupidest, weird, monke game ever, you are a gorilla & you are playing tag, simple, but fun
P1:watcha playing bro
P2:Gorilla tag, its so fun!
P1:i wish I could have it ;(
The average racist hangout for squeakers, racist 8 year olds, grown ups who give you death threats and the 1% of normal people
''Guy 1: Hey guys, Do you play gorilla tag?''
''Guy 2: Yeah, I scream racist things when I lose''
''Guy 1: Same here
''Guy 3: How are we even friends?''
A game filled with little racist children that scream slurs at the top of their lungs no matter what time of the day.
Tom: I play gorilla tag
Terry: Kill yourself