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The war between PS3, Xbox 360, and WII.
Bob the nerd: Hey Joe wat side r u on fer teh ps3 vs. xbox 360 vs. the wii
Joe the jock: you mean the great nerd war?
*bob is sad*
Joe *walking away* hehehe
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Whenever someone realizes something surprising, they say this phrase
Great Googly Moogly, I 'may a fish now!
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The Great Diamond Authority are the five leaders of Altania. The diamonds of The Great Diamond Authority are King Diamond, Blue Diamond, Red Diamond, Purple Diamond, and Green Diamond. Their job is to protect and expand Atania. They take over worlds and galaxies to clonize them and make them part of Altania. King Diamond is the leader of Altania and The Great Diamond Authority.
The Great Diamond Authority are the leaders of Altania.
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Der Fuhrer, or Adolf Hitler. He kicked the jews ass and almost had humanity freed of shackles until Russia had to intervene.
The great Nazi leader has fallen! NOOO!
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The Great Escape (server)
kicks with no warning or good reason! They kick if you're too good, call out cheaters, pr expose their bias! Ruining the purity of the game, I'm sure the founders would "Blow their nose in their general direction!"
The Great Escape (server) really isn't!
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A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!
I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.
All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise
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the bird that brought to humans the following:
1. intelligence (misery comes free!)
2. The need to dominate all that is happy
also the bird that brought us out of our brutal ignorance, dumbness, numbness (also known as Adam's Apple for all those christians. for normal atheists its just the great red bird)
1. Fuck that fucking great red bird w/out him I'd be happy
2. I don't know what we would be doing without the great red bird, we'd still be apes...
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