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1. a nasty, STD-ridden, "i wouldnt f*ck you with HIS dick", missing teeth, stinky prostitute
2. code word for nuts on your back
3. a girl who is more than a little slutty but doesnt seem to realize it, and when confronted about it, she "has no idea what you're talking about"
4. Kim from bus 5063
That girl in those hoochie mama shorts and half shirt is such a sally horse!
Vivian's new boyfriend pulled a sally horse on her. She wasn't too happy about it.
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Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.
I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.
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Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.
Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"
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When a poo disguises itself as a fart
oh shit i just had a trojan horse
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A horse stomp would be when someone from the city, who thinks he is tough picks a fight with a cowboy. The cowboy will win with no problem, and when the city guy goes down the cowboy horse stomps him.
That gangster just got horse stomped.
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Rowan in elementary
woah that’s a firm grasp and an autistic horse
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When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.
The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
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