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Roses in Hand

Roses in Hand (aka RiH) is a premier community of Harry Potter Marauders era roleplayers closely united by a love of crack plots and an impossibly large hatred of the Twilight saga. The site has been around for more than a year, undergoing various revamps and adjustments as it ages to make it more beautiful than it is already. RiH's admins are Lisa (the head admin who likes to be told how much everyone loves her), Elle (the cool one who is actually very lovable, but who will take the initiative), and Cat (the fun one who plays Voldemort). Other notable members include: Brooke (the site's unofficial but somewhat native sweetheart who plays a number of loose canons including Charlie Flentowock and other canons such as Rita Skeeter) and Pax (who plays James Potter who is a tad of an idiot, but we all love him). The site is also distinguishable due to its nightly chats where members could discuss topics ranging from plotting to sex ed. In the latter case, Elle is the undoubted leader and Pax and Lisa rally around her.

The site is headed towards its second year and is continuing to go strong. Because of this, we love it.

1. I know more about Harry Potter and the Marauders than I do about American history from RiH.

2. I don't do drugs! I just go on Roses in Hand.

3. The crack!plots on RiH consist mainly of heaven, sex and heaven sex.

by Roses in Hand August 24, 2009

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Hand job

The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.

I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.

by Cindy in Michigan January 13, 2005

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hand-duke

Another word for a handjob, although funnier and less over-used. Grade 7-8 is a great time for Hand-dukes.

"buddy on the left there got a hand-duke from 'er in the shower!"

by esta May 9, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pubic Hand

1. The act of rubbing your unwashed crotch and then shoving your hand in someone's face for them to experience the smell.

2. The game whereby two or more people try to give each other the Pubic Hand.

That idiot wouldn't shut up, so I gave him the Pubic Hand. Man, I guess I should have showered before the party; you should've seen him retch!!

by M Scott July 11, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spazz Hands

The bastard child of spirit fingers and jazz hands.

When I combine the hand waggling motion of Jazz Hands, with the finger wiggling action of Spirit Fingers...Spazz hands is the result. An uncoordinated mess that makes the performer look stupid.

by Ninja Dave September 5, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fish hand

When a male shakes another male's hand without any firmness whatsoever. Fish handshaking usually results in the normal handshaking party to doubt the manhood of the other.

Hey man, I met some dude at the game last night. He looked like a stand up guy, until he gave me the fish hand.

by Sat Man November 10, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese in hand

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand

"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"

by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž