Happy-slappy

It's the sound that a man's balls make when he's fucking her from behind.

Will pulled a happy-slappy on Lainey.

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Happy Feet

After smoking weed you get uncontrollable shaking in your feet.

"Bro you having a seizure?"

"No, it's happy feet"

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happy squirt

When you laugh so hard you pee a little

That joke just gave me 4 happy squirts in a row

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Happy Trail

the trail starting from Navel Canyon that travels down to the thick and tangled, Pubic Forrest, the famous rooster and beaver reserve

Jenny: Hey what did you do last night?
Savannah: Lets just say i got some exercise.
Jenny: Haha. That sounds very fun. but seriously, who with?
Savannah: Hey, i traveled down the happy trail and let my beaver visit with john's cock.

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Happy Emo

The rare case scenario where someone is so happy, they slit their wrists.

Mr X: Hahaha that's so fucking funny!
Happy Emo: ahahahahahahahahahahaha (slits wrists)

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happy clappy

any kind of music thats makes you smile and want to join in spreading love and peace to your fellow man

Id like to teach the world to sing - by the New Seekers and anything by the Polyphonic Spree

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happy pills

Any pill taken that makes one happy.

Dude, whatever makes you happy pills.

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