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My cousin is here

Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.

The euphemism comes from"country cousin".

Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".

1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.

2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024


Why is everything on here related to sex?

Because there's a bunch of stupid immature horny bastards on the Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?

by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023


Couple heads here for you

I don't know the definition that's why I'm asking you

Stop on by ,"I'"ve got a couple heads here for you"?

by December 29, 2022


George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.

“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”

by PinkCripps August 26, 2019


The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022


sewaden was here

"sewaden was here" is a phrase in the form as post-it notes around Peru High School. Who this man is, we do not know. However, there is evidence of his presence thru the school he went to and "Your World Of Text".

Did you happen to find a post-it note that says, "sewaden was here". I found it in one of the library books, and now I wonder... who is "sewaden"?

by miso.high November 16, 2021


Here's the Gotcha

Gotcha's literal meaning is "got you".

Similar to "The joke is on you" most of the time used in the context of basically saying you've made yourself look embarrassing or stupid and they are calling you out on it.

can be used as a way of telling someone you fooled them.

"You thought you really had luck on your side ? well here's the gotcha im one step ahead of luck"

by jiujiiu222222233 October 16, 2022