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Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.
I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!
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When you take her in her bum then proceed to enter her front entrance
Omg I'm gonna winnie the pooh your honey pot tonight
When mum wants to look at ur phone
Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me:
1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.
2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."
An accusation towards someone who is suspected of interfering in your business in a secretive or deceitful manner.
You think your friend might be seeing your girlfriend and say "Have you been putting butter in my honey?" OR: You suspect that someone has been talking about you behind your back. OR: You think someone used a dirty butter knife in your honey jar.
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it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".
Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.
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Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa is a term used by obsessive older sisters for their younger sister. To use this term with your younger siblings replace the word Millie with their name. Ex: Honey bunny boo-boo Maxy- Maxy moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa. Be sure to entirely memorize this nickname before considering use.
"You are my Honey bunny boo-boo Millie- Millie moo-moo squishy butt baby cakes honey bunny waa-waa!"
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