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A dilemma faced by many young Christians today due to the confluence of current societal norms (i.e. getting married later in life) and the generally accepted Christian practice of abstaining from sex until after marriage.
Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
I think Bill and Mary are suffering from Horny Christian Syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago.
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me.
ANYONE:are you a horny little slut for daddy?
ME: YESSS
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someone who is gay and horny
Hey dude, I’m gay and horny
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(noun) Horny Alzheimer (háwrnee áalts-hīmerz)
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)
"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..
Example 1:
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.
- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.
Example 2:
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!
Example 3:
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.
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It means ... To check your oversexed libido at the door.
Please stop diddling me!!! Shut the horny down !! My friend is in the bed !!
A Horny Black Basket Of Laundry
Jake: Hey
Me: Your A Horny Nigga Laundry Basket
Jake"Fucking Dies"
A male who is always horny. Is probably named sage.
Cool person: bro why is sage always horny
Other cool person: i know man everytime I text him he's jerking off
Cool person: horny nigga detected
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