Eating a lady out with a modest portion of tobacco chew in your mouth.
She just needed some cowboy caviar to get that pussy feeling good.
A wanna be cowboy that participates in lane rider activities. Rides for the big D brand
That Deseret cowboy doesn’t have the sense god gave a billy goat
A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.
You aint as bright as you think...you're just a Coca-Cola Cowboy that thinks he know it all!
A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.
Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.
One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were
You're just a real Water Cowboy
when a truck with a large exhaust chooses to blow black smoke (queef)
Did you see that truck blow a cowboy queef? Dude must have a shrimp dick.