Ianed

A psychotic pedophile who loves snatching children while leaving campus. <3

Also when shit hits the fan.

YOU'VE BEEN IANED

The Ian Effect

When you’ve dealt with so many fuck boys named Ian, that you will swear to never date anyone named Ian again.

He’s really hot, but it’s The Ian Effect. I’m guessing we will just hook up - he’s not marriage material AT ALL.

ian bridgman

a man without a dong

Bake Bingbold: Yo did you see ian bridgman running naked down the hallway?
Dic McSlobberson: Yeah where is his dong?

ian watchman

That fat guy everyone loves

"Ian watchman your fat"
"Yeah"

Ian Beckstead

A all around fucking horsey in every which way

Ian Beckstead is a all around big ass horsey