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David Jones Miller? So scary! He's not even Dave Strider
1. When you have an uncontrollable urge to receive a Charlie horse.
2. When you tell every girl you went to high school with that you love them.
He has been Charlie-Jones-ing for the last few months and is practically begging to get punched.
A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.
Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!
Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,
alright jogger J, jogger J jones whats happening..JOGGER J!!
A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.
A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A noun-
Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.
It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.
A verb -
What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.
I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.
when one of yor friends or someone you know, has just done something mad/disgusting/undescribable/brave.
1-"cant beileve he just punched that black man in the face!"
2-"yeh that boy is one sick man jones"
1-"get me"
Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.
Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.