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jesse

an amazing human being. an absolutely incredible human being. he’s the sweetest boy inna whole universe babyyyy🙈. he’s taken by someone <3

jesseeee is amazingggg💜

by maddddieeee November 2, 2019


Jesse

He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.

He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).

Guy 1: Hey there is someone walking with loving parents!
Guy 2: Cool, it ain't a Jesse lol

by MrHysters July 14, 2022


Jesse

As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....

Bro that jesse guy is kinda odd...

by Potato_slapper October 7, 2019


jesse

a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.

eww look its jesse the fatass

by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 24, 2021


Jesse

The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:

Samantha: OMG Jesse railed me and split my cervix into 5 pieces with his horse cock I love him.

by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021


Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever

Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy

by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020


Jesse

Wants to fuck his cousin

Jesse really wants fuck his cousin.

by Turkey gravy and orange juice May 23, 2019