jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...

Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"

Slutty Jessica

When a girl is giving you a handjob then switches to a deepthroat before you cum.

"My girlfriend keeps giving me Slutty Jessicas. They're awesome."
"Lucky bugger."