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A Black holy spirit named after a holy god Jesus
Damn that black african jesus is cute
when you sit next to someone but far enough away to leave room for another person or Jesus.
yea when Emma and nick sat next to each other there was enough room for Jesus..
Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.
Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .
The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence
Marcos (Jesus)
: No you have a boyfriend
A person obsessed with making organic fruit juice to sell at stands near children's schools. He spends hours obsessively manufacturing sweet fruit juices, in order to get the little kids hooked on it, so he can make money to support his religious causes.
How does Jimmy contribute so much to our church? Didn't you hear? He's a Jesus Juicer.
"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".
When you fuck a girl while she's suspended with her hands nailed to the wall
"So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."