Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.

Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.

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jizz worm

A build up of sperm clumps on the pubic hair which looks like a worm.

Aww gross..its gonna be hard cleaning this jizz worm.

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jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

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jizz canal

When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.

Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.

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Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.

Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?

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Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

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jizz chips

Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.

After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.

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