Jiggle Job

a masturbation technique used by overweight men. it involves placing ones erect penis upward under a fat fold and then shaking ones hips and shoulders in order to create enough friction to ejaculate onto ones own stomach fold. extremely offensive to observe or mentally picture.

1) you so fat, u able to give yoself a jiggle job!
2) hank was at work the other day, and i swear he gave himself a jiggle job cause he had this wet mark around his belly button

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Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.

"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"

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Elephant Job

Using your nose for sexual pleasure.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.

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Yaz Job

When women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big boobies

She looks like she got a freaking boob job...

Nope, she just got a Yaz Job

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Flip Job

A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.

We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.

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crotch job

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.

Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.

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Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)

Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.

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