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Here is what I think about Mister Johnny Depp, He is an Innocent Genius Who will one day be Magnificent in The Theater Industry. I loved seeing Him walk by Stain Glass Windows as a Kid in 21 Jump Street over Time...Anyways, I ment to say this in the Best Way...but I had some infinitely beautiful dreams of Johnny Depp..Johnny Depp is welcome to Find me with Rainbows...and If he is Single..He could be my "Hot..Hot...Hot..." Boyfriend who astounded everyone one day with his Infinite Talent...
Johnny Depp " Film Star!! :) * "What If I had to Prove this..I would say...I interpret johnny Depp thinking about what people say in his Creative Films..
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any guy from europe that has a minimum penis size of 8", and has boned at least 20 birds.
q> did you see that johnny hot sausage?
a>yeh, he had nasy hamburger meay hanging out of his greasy shirt!
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The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?
Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?
Me: Yup
Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!
Me: I know right!
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Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.
What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.
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A term for having sex
My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.
An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
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what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.
Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!
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