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Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses.
Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did.
The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center.
God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?
Bill Russell: 11 rings
Michael Jordan: 6 rings
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs
Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs
Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!
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dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"
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a girl who wear a waay to big bra, follows around older people like a little puppy dog, good cheerleader but not good enough to make varsity which was a mistake, talks crap about their friends and is really two faced. also obsessed with their ex boyfriends.
that girl is following her around like a jordan greene.
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Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time
Ay let's all go get high and chill with Michael Jordan!
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I agree with Willy Word above.
Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash.
Jordan is a pitchman whore. He'll take the money and run for any crappy product that will pay him enough.
The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and kissing the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY.
Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on.
Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.
I'm Michael Jordan damm it. I carried my useless teammates on my back to all six of MY NBA trophies. I'm better than Bill Russell, who won 11 titles and 8 in a row, because I'm Michael "God Damm" Jordan.
(Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)
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The cutest couple on the planet, even thoe they have their ups and downs, they still keep coming back to eachother 😍 they are forever together and they don't give a shit what people think of them 😍
#couplegoals #ijustkeepcomingbacktoyou
Jessica and jordan are the cutest couple
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