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An over protective mother that will block your cock like no tomorrow. Also tends to be extremely up tight and has intense mood swings.
Kati-Ellen: "hey what a wonderful day...I'm gonna kill you!"
Kati-Ellen is home looks like I'm not getting laid tonight.
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Don't mess with her man Johnny storm
Can draw and has made out with multiple people
Runs through boyfriends like a bottle of Coke
Has a stray cat named crackers
loves pearl jam
"Johnny Storm is my baby daddy" Katie Gomez
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Katie cox. Bound to end up with a fella named jack. Purely because he loves her beautiful eyes so much and will never ever let her go. They’re just meant to be. Her body is out of this world and she just needs to recognise that. Katie cox is truly one of a kind.
Katie cox is with jack. No surprise.
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a very sexy and amazing girl who is saught after by everyboy she has beautiful hair and a pretty face. she is the best girlfriend ever.
damn i wish i had a girlfriend like katie jamison
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A person who serves baguettes in the most supremely delicious form humanly possible (usually named katie). These delightful people are usually a rare find in a mate with awesome tits and great handwriting. Usually all people who experience any Katie Baguettes in a persons lifetime will have bittersweet memories as she come and goes from one journey to the next with her goodies. KB's will be be utterly missed (most importantly their delicious baguettes - which are fresh) and make you wonder if you'll ever just die of old age before you ever get over them
Tom... You know me... I don't normally talk of tits but man these KAtie baguette tits were awesome. I know! And her baguettes were even better!
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It’s when you take your finger and slide it across the buthole of someone named katie and then rub it on her upper lip.
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A minor actress who was so obsessed with Tom Cruise since she was a teen. She had a poster of him on her wall. She because an actress and starred in dreck like 'Dawson's' and some forgettable flicks. She met Tom Cruise during the Aughts and every time you watched the tube or surfed the net, you'd see pics of them smooching under a table, on a floor, against a wall, everywhere. He was 43, she was 26 and a virgin (supposedly). Converting to Tom's Scientology cult, they held a shotgun wedding that her Catholic parents didn't even bother attending. After giving birth to daughter Suri and Tom eating her placenta, they later divorced. Now she dates/chases other movie stars so she is one of the most notorious STARFUCKERS around today. She sold her soul for this. A total sellout.
1. Katie Holmes was a cute young lady when she chased Tom Cruise/Cruz. now as a starfuck single mom, she's looking tired and isn't getting too much Hollyweird work lately. But she got that Big Fat Money and child support. Yeah yeah yeah.
2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
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