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The hottest-coolest time in Texas.
I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.
A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him
Kelly Cartwright is bald
Kelli Berglund, is a famous actor. She's known for being on the show Lab Rats, Lab Rats Elite Force, Now Apocalypse and ect. She's kind, funny, pretty, loyal and adorable. She has a lot of friends and loves hanging out with her friends. She loves to act, travel and explore new things. Kelli is the most sweetest/amazing human being in the world and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend, and if you don't think your lucky to have her, then I don't know what your thinking.
someone: who's that girl?
other person: that's Kelli Berglund! she's so pretty, I need to be her friend.
someone: whoa she's gorgeous.
other person: yea, that's Kelli Berglund she's a famous actress.
Kelli Berglund, is a famous actor. She's known for being on the show Lab Rats, Lab Rats Elite Force, Now Apocalypse and ect. She's kind, funny, pretty, loyal and adorable. She has a lot of friends and loves hanging out with her friends. She loves to act, travel and explore new things. Kelli is the most sweetest/amazing human being in the world and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend, and if you don't think your lucky to have her, then I don't know what your thinking.
someone: who's that girl?
other person: that's Kelli Berglund! she's so pretty, I need to be her friend.
someone: whoa she's gorgeous.
other person: yea, that's Kelli Berglund she's a famous actress.
A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".
He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife
Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!
Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.