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Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.
Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."
Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."
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tampon.
cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee
Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"
can i borrow a cooter feather machine?
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Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?
Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?
Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.
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ATM also known to the well educated populous as the automated teller machine.
Could you please direct me to the nearest Any Time Machine, I would like to make a withdrawal.
Yo Tella! Ware dat Any Time Machine be at?!! I stack paper all day! 24/7!
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Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages
Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response
Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>
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The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.
hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking
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A slang term for America’s current class of outrageously wealthy white supremacists who have remained in power since America was born.
That fine, upstanding and mind-bogglingly well-funded network known as the Trumpian Hate Machine is steadily gaining traction while the rest of us sleep!
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