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Angel human dog creature with sky blue eyes. He is a warm, healing sun during the day shining and smiling in the sky - at night he turns into the brightest of stars, leading lost animals and humans back home. He is super hot, clever, beautiful and has a cute gap between his front teeth.
I love you Martin
He has autumn colored eyes, hair as dark as chocolate, and skin color as beautiful as a sunset.
He's calm like the waves on a sunny day even though he doesn't like the beach, he's bright like a star in the sky, he fights for his goals like a raindrop.
He is much more than a boy, even though he is only 17 years old.
He is divine, beautiful and precious like an orange tulip in winter.
He doesn't show his feelings, when he's sad or upset he pretends as if he isn't, but I know him well.
He tries hard to make me happy even if he's not very romantic.
He's a very intelligent and rational person.
He has been with me for 11 months, 11 months of love and learning.
He's the best boyfriend I could ever have.
Love you, Alfredo Martins Castillo.
Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.
"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"
"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"
The one and only guardian of "Staden".
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob Staden in Copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, i ain't gonna deal with Grandmaster Martin"
The one and only guardian of "Staden"
Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"
Example 2
Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"
Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*