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when you take a girl out for mexican food then proceed to take her home and have anal sex which forces you to cum and her to shit herself.
Hey bro, i took yolanda to El Torrito then we went back to her place and made a mexican oreo.
A mexican caravan is defined as no less than 5 landscapers (mexican or non) having a sweaty orgy after a long days work, each of them taking turns swallowing a load of ejaculate
"Aye homes, want to make this a mexican caravan after work today?"
When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.
I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.
A number of men lining up to have sex with a group of pregnant women.
My buddies and I ran a Mexican locomotive on the community pregnant wives club.
When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray
I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.
Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.
Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"
The act in which a person places their penis & scrotum in the nook between someones forearm/bicep. The fleshy package is clamped down on like a Nile crocodile snatching a gazel from the Zambezi river. Once in this vice like grip, the victims member is doused with Tabasco sauce, at which point you elbow drop to the floor pulling your vicitm down to the ground via their blistering ball sack.
If you approach me naked from behind prepare for the Mexican Elbow