"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."
"What? How do you know?"
"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"
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Someone who is both extremely ugly and stupid
1. "She's such a fug monster!"
2. "Look at that fug monster."
3. "What a fug monster."
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A woman with exceedingly large breasts.
Anna Nicole Smith will always be my favorite Playboy rack monster.
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To get wasted and break stuff/people/pets in Grave Digger fashion.
Bob : Lamp :: Monster truck : Ford Festiva
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A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.
Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???
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A singular or group party of ugly dyke bitches. Which at first glance, you believe they came out from under a rock from the bottom depths of the ocean.
I transferred into a new oceanography class, and I immediately regret my decision, because all the bitches are a bunch of sea monsters.
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Any of the now-familiar creepy ghosts in Japanese horror/thriller films. Aka ghost children, women with long black hair, crawly people on a ceiling, and crawly people coming out of television sets.
So named after the various forms of ghost as seen in The Grudge.
I'm too scared to go get your stuff out of the closet alone, because a Grudge Monster might get me!
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