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An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles
Miley Cyrus sounds a lot better after a couple of drinks, when you have beer muffs
To live life to the fullest and bury your face in a vagina for the day.
On his birthday the only thing George wished for was to moff the muff.
A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .
Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .
For a woman to sit on a person's face.
I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.