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The sexual act of shoving a hardened, compact, or concentrated ball of shit down your partner's throat. (Dutch Muffins can also be inserted in the rectum or vagina)
Oh yea! Shove that Dutch muffin up their!
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Giving your guy the benefit of a very passionate kiss while you're being worked on and brought to climax by another.
Kieth could tell from the intensity of Sylvia's Dutch Kiss that she was very close to orgasm from Kevin's fine tongue work!
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When a couple go on a date, they pay their own bills.
This is easier on the male, because men are usually expected to pay for all bills.
boy1: "Yo dude, I was running low on money on my night out with Cindy, so we decided we're going Dutch .... she payed her part which was $40!!! Ofcourse I only spent $5 that night."
boy2: "Yeah lol, shes a fat hoe, she eats alot"
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The best chocolate milk in the world, ever. Can be purchased at Wawa.
"Double Dutch Chocolate Milk is awesome, unless you mix it with Natty Ice."
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A large heavy pot used for slow cooking.
The dog's head was too large to fit in the sauce pan, but I had a Dutch oven stored at the back of the cupboard and it sufficied.
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Whilst receiving a blow job, on the verge of ejaculation pull back on your woman's head with one hand and press down on your johnson with the other. After lining up her chin with the projected path of recoil.. release. The spring-loaded wang will then rocket upward pounding the chin of the unsuspecting female resulting in a explosive orgasm, drenching her neck and chest with cum in a splash-like manner; Not unlike a divingboard.
EX 1
Phil: "I can't get Heather to shut up. How do you deal with Amanda?"
Steve: "In desperate times I just give her The Dutch Divingboard. That'll shut her up."
EX 2
Heather: "Why are you talking so funny?"
Amanda: "That jackass, Steve, gave me a dutch divingboard earlier and I bit the shit out of my tongue."
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Also known as Stick-it. Royal Artillery game played on return to camp, after being out eating compo/mre for months. The pads/married folk would go back to there wives and wait, brewing up for the 2nd nights bedtime hour. Wife comes to bed, release then the warm air weasel of doom. Moving the wifes head into under cover position. Then
dutch oven::Let's see how long you can Stick-it, baby !!
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