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I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.
One man needs lots of foreskin. Two men dock tip to tip and the man with the large foreskin wraps it over the other man's dick and then proceeds to jack off which jacks off both dicks at once. It's like the noodle game you played in the pool where you blow as hard as you can to get the water to go into the other person's mouth except now it's with jizz and you win if you can either over power their cum or beat them to it.
Noah and I played the noodle jizz game last night but he won and I got so full!
When you put a handful of uncooked spaghetti noodles in a vaginal orfice that smells fishy. Once the spaghetti is inserted you then turn on the female it is inserted into and once turned on you have seafood spaghetti noodles.
Hey girl imma make some seafood spaghetti noodles tonight.
The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.
Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.
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When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
"italian noodle souping" is fun.
The act of 2 men taking turns shoving their arms deep into each others assholes.
Isai and Frank were El Salvadorian Noodling all night and now the whole house smells like shit.
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Another better way of saying “wait a second”
“ when was the work due? Shit - hang on a dang noodle...”
“Oo oo hang on a dang noodle I have a great idea!”