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The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.
Steve Jobs definitely has crazy aunt syndrome.
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An all-time favorite superb frantic rocker from Queen on their third album 'Sheer Heart Attack' (1974). It was the first song written by all four members of the band after John Deacon completed their line-up in 1972. It has pounding guitars and strong vocals with some awesome energy, almost frenetic enough to be classified as proto-punk. It transcends time and genre and is by far one of the best rock songs in history that Metallica later covered and earned a Grammy award for best heavy metal performance in 1991.
Crazy stone cold crazy you know
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The problem is certain womenโs increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become - knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life.
The scale is a scale is with the vertical axis labeled "HOT" and the horizontal axis labeled "CRAZY."
A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot.
If shes crazy she has to be hot, if shes really crazy she has to be really hot.
As long as a girl is above the โVickie Mendoza Diagonalโ she is approved for dating. Vickie Mendoza, a girl Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother dated, she played jump rope with that line. This diagonal is a reference to the Mendoza Line in Baseball.
If a female becomes to crazy without becoming hotter, she may drift extremely close to the Shelly Galezby Zone.
Barney: A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line on the Hot-Crazy Scale. Also known as the 'Vickie Mendoza Diagonal'. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.
(pauses)
Barney: I should give her a call
Devin: So what's up with you and Becca?
Adam: Well, I've been trying to hit it but she keeps drifting across the Mendoza Diagonal. She is getting extremely close to the Shelly Galezby Zone on the Hot-Crazy Scale.
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A female possessing the triad of 1) no real female friends, 2) excessive flirtiness and/or slutiness and 3) emotional instability in romantic realtionships.
This is often, but not always, found in conjugation with daddy issues.
She is unable to maintain female friendships because she flirts with and or sleeps with their significant others whenever possible. Alternatively she stabs them in the back in order to gain/maintain the affections of men, for which she sees other women as rivals to be defeated at any cost.
Desiring male sexual attention above all else she will flirt with and lead on all men, even those she is absolutely not attracted to. As a result, she may sleep wit many men she does not like in order to maintain their attention.
If she does actually like a man, and he is unfortunate enough to date her, she is likely to behave in irrational ways. She will be incredibly clingy and she will become deeply distraught and/or enraged over the slightest incident. However, she is likely to flirt with other men incessantly and cheat on him in order to ensure that her need for male sexual attention is fulfilled at all times.
"I though you and Lisa were friends?"
"We were until she hooked up with my boyfriend behind my back."
"I thought she was dating Tom?"
"She is."
"Yeah, I've heard she's a crazy psycho bitch."
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To be absolutely insane beyond words. Since public libraries are open to all people from all walks of life they often become a second (first?) home for the mentally ill and paranoid. Public library crazy refers to people who talk gibberish and reek of urine and stale cigarette smoke. Public library crazy is the craziest form of craziness possible.
That homeless man who thinks the feds are after him like to hide in the restrooms at the library. He talks to himself and is convinced he is being spied on by Communists. He is indeed Public Library Crazy.
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A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.
Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."
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Craยทzy Cacยทtus Laยทdy
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A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
Haley is a crazy cactus lady, but doesn't admit it, because she is scared of labels