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An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid
-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?
Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.
Chris has just daved another pint glass.
I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.
Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.
Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!
Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.
Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!
Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀
Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*