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University of Tampa nestled near the Hillsborough river, just west of downtown Tampa is a small private university.. now to the truth, this extremely overpriced, mediocre university in chock full of out of state rich students who are not smart enough to get into a prestigious private university. Due to the small nature and the fact that female students outnumber their male counterparts, this school has quite a reputation for manswapping, gangbanging females. If you like your girls wild and rich, this is the place for you! Best part, if they dont have room for you on dorms, they will put you up in a nearby hotel! Quite simply, UT is a more expensive, less adequate alternative to the nearby University of South Florida.
The famous saying about the University of Tampa... "You can't spell slut without UT"
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University of Oregon: Keeping ugly girls out of Oregon State University since 1876. The students that attend the University do so just because of the football team, they can't ever get tickets to the game for.
Ralph: Gurl, my mom used to read me a bed time book bout you...
"The Ugly Duckling"
University of Oregon-Girl: At least our football team is good...
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Boring little school that is the poster child of 'the middle of nowhere.' The only four year place of higher education (if you want to call it education) in the state. Pros: has a beautiful view, is the state with the second most beautiful girls in the country, has a long term parking lot, there's a Wal-Mart. Cons: Cowboys, Cowboy attitude, lack of culture/class, lack of parking space, there's a Wal-Mart.
Me: "I hate this town, with a passion."
If you don't have the 'Cowboy attitude' at the University of Wyoming, you are generally ignored. If you have any sort of taste/class/culture you may be subject to threats of physical violence.
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A liberal Arts university predominately attended by rich, spoiled, ignorant brats
"So where do you go to school?"
"Stetson University"
"Awesome."
"No, not at all. They'll let anybody with money attend that place. Seriously, that school is full of spoiled bitches."
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A university devoted to teaching, socializing, entrainment, and its students. The place where anyone can find who they are, who they want to be, and what they want to become. Every day is different, and everyone is there to support one another. Only once one gets this far away from home can one understand the unique community that is Lakehead University. Go Thunder Wolves.
Lakehead University, here for everyone looking to make themselves apart of the future, unlike many larger southern Ontario Universities.
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A drughouse or meeting place for druggies and convicts. Underwent suspension after the drughouse was raided
What do you call a drug ring at the University of Miami? A huddle
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A school located in central NJ that nobody knows of.There also is no fun/diversity at monmouth.The only reason many athletes go to monmouth is because they paid for them to come and many athletes regret that decision.
person 1: Hey where do you go to school?
Person 2: I go to school in NJ?
Person 1: If from NJ, which school?
Person 2: Monmouth University
Person 1: ??? Mammouth??? oh never heard of it
Person 2: Its MONMOUTH and I know neither did I
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