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The work-free friday right before finals week on which all college classes close for the semester and are not in session. Originally intended to be a free day for college students to study, it is now typically reserved for sleeping, eating, watching netflix and other forms of comatose solidarity; however, many young scholars devote the evening of Stop Day to wine, women and bongs, or more accurately, to becoming upsettingly drunk. For college students, Stop Day is a conceptual mecca: long-awaited, dreamed about, and otherwise lusted after.
College student 1: Man, I'm so tired, I was up until 4 writing that sociology paper. I don't think I can make it to finals
College student 2: You're almost there bro! Stop Day is friday
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23rd December, the eve of Christmas Eve; JUST as exciting as Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day for that matter, Christmas Eve Eve truly deserves its own title!
Just one rule; you MUST wear something- anything- red or green (in keeping with the festiveness).
Happy Festive Day, bro!
Happy Festive Day, Jobin- are you wearing something green??
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an abbreviation for the day that is a birthday b-day that also happens to be an off-day if you work for a company that gives its employees the day off on their birthday.
I'll have a three-day weekend this week as Friday is my boff-day.
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Tugz day is a day where the goal is to receive and give as many tugz as possible. It happens to occur on November 11th. (11-11)
Jake was worn out after receiving 37 consecutive tugz while giving 42 tugz in the process on Tugz Day '07.
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Mantime day is celebrated march 14th. Traditionaly it's a day for women treat a guy for a steak dinner and a blow job.
I can't believe after I bought you chocolate and took you to dinner last month that you forgot Mantime day!
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A set day for completely and utterly fucking up on purpose all past progress made on your sad effort of dieting.
Girl 1: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING ALL THAT SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET?!?!
Girl 2: shhhhh...you see nothing...it's my cheat day.
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The wrong way of saying Remembrance Day. This word is commonly used by forgetful people.
That day in Canada where everyone has an excuse to be classy and puts poppy's on their jackets. It is held every year on November 11th to remember all the soldiers that died in the war.
The one that everyone always forgets. Therefore, it should be a worldwide holiday for all to celebrate, and take the day off to remember.
Guy: Hey, isn't it Novembrance day tomorrow?
Guy2: Don't you mean Remembrance day?
Guy: Uhh, yea same thing...
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