Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

Clocking

To completely finish a video game

Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.

"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"