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The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.
Yo dog, that girl sho' knows how to cuban.
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A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)
"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle
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"Start to finish" wank - when you wank quickly without stopping - from flaccid right up to ejaculation
Just had an s2f wank - didn't even pause for breath
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Usually used as a respond to 'gen up'. E.g. I just saw a unicorn crapping rainbows, gen up! Nae mate that's pish wank
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Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?
John - What??
Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!
John - Was he alone?
Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!
John - Jeeze Becs!!!
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when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.
i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank
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When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.
John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank
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