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Guy 1: Look at her, She’s hot
Guy 2: Nah bro she definitely taken
Guy 1: By who?
Guy 2: A guy named Owen
Guy 2: It’s always “Braylee and Owen”
The biggest nigga, a.k.a. BIG NIGGA
Jesus Owen Porter is a big ass nigga!!
A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.
That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.
If you ever meet someone by the first name Owen, and the last name Connell, you are in the presence of a great guy. He grew up in the wilderness raised by a gorilla and a cheetah, thats why he’s got those animal instincts. He is the most loyal person you will ever meet, and will not leave you behind. He is a guy who pursues God and knowledge with his whole heart, and even though he may mess up here and there, he is not a quitter. Owen (Oh - When) 4 syllables, is someone that you will be lucky to meet if you ever get the chance. He pulls every girls that steps within a 100 meter radius of him, and has no mercy when it comes to stealing your girl. If he likes you, he pi’s pulling your best friend, its all a part of his heinous 1000000 IQ strategy. Owen is the hottest most athletic guy you will ever meet. Connell (Caugh-nuh-ell) Means that he is 6’4 and loves you.
Owen Connell just saved a cat from a tree. Oh wow he’s cool!
Somebody that gets too drunk and does something retarded.
Have you heard about the tragedy of White Boy Owen (YBO), that shits goin in the history books.
Owen is the loudest kid in the classroom. Owen may be annoying, but people still are his friend. Owen always wants to know how to do his taxes. Although he works in a social setting, his social skills are flawed and they need work.
I need to know how to do my taxes, I'm such an Owen Dunham!
A guy who sits in his room playing xbox and screans at anyone who opens the door. He trys to get girls on xbox to give him a BJ but always gets dejected and reported. Whenever the wifi goes bad he runs around the house kicking and screaming at everything.
“ Dońt be like Owen Germany”