wastes your time dont talk to an owen <3
girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen
girl2: oh..
girl1: what
girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now
girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
The type of boy that can’t get a girl to hook up with him, even when they are dating. Someone who is so cocky about how perfect he think he is.
Owen is a fuckboy
Someone who is very cocky about themselves and can never get a girl to kiss him, even when they are dating. Someone who never stops singing. He just never stops
A little gremlin man who lives in a cave and steals your grain waves.
Gosh darn you Owen! Gimme back my grain waves!
The type of guy that will do anything for the girl he loves. Owens will make a girl feel like a princess, he is a girl's "dream guy". He makes a girl very lucky to have him. When he loves, he loves with all his heart and, in return, is adored by the one he loves. Owens is the guy that a girl would want to spend her whole life with.
A gay boy who loves to get bummed off zippo
Zippo shafted owen in his tight little rectum
A big dick lad with brown hair, blue/green eyes, and is quite tall. He shreds the guitar and gets hella hoes. He is quiet and likes to do his own things but also loves to hang out with friends. He has a gnarly stutter but that’s okay because it makes girls so wet they will need a new pair of panties. Owen is also a hardcore Fortnite gamer.
Guy 1: Yo is that Owen Rippin’ the Fortnite?!
Guy 2: Fuckin’ right!