A gorgeous angelic yet devilish man who traps the soul of young innocent people. he most likely winks or does a body-roll to capture the hearts of precious army.
Me:* searches man doing body-roll*
Still Me: Mom I'm Prego
Mom: Why?
ME: SOMEONE PARK JIMIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orford Park is a place full of drug addicts, nonces, chavs and gypsies, the gypsies take over the fields or car parks of Orford Park and some take kids or try to kidnap or attack people with machetes and axesThe chavs take up the skate park, the nonces sit on benches and watch the kids play on the park or on the fields, the drug addicts sit at a place known as ‘the logs’ (5 logs put in a circle to sit on) and piss about and do drugs
“You going to Orford Park later?”
“Yeah man”
“Alright sound meet me at the logs to smoke”
Any entertainment you'd bring to a park, i.e. kites, board games, music.
Feel free to bring any games or park shit to brunch.
A homosexual who seeks out sexual encounters in public parks.
We were going to have a picnic in the park, but there were too many park queens hanging aroung.
A small angry Benjamin button looking man whos obsessed with others sex lifes, mandingo pardies and the penis size of others.
Dont go all EJ Parks on me. Its not my fault you have a small Karel.
Excessive / unnecessary disabled parking spaces - often used by the morbidly obese and those with (COPD) smokers lung.
Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
When you live on a crowded city block and there is minimal parking during a snow storm. Both of your spots are shoveled out, and when you leave, you move one car to park in both spots, thus being a dick.
"We'll be leaving in a few minutes, I just pulled my car out and am waiting for Puck to dick park his"