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Patrick

He kinda smells hates Doritos and loves his jerky if you date him he’ll stare t you for an hour each day

He a Patrick

by Firewood345 May 14, 2019


Patrick

Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username

Patrick sucks at valorant

by Chonky woman July 21, 2020


Patrick

Patrick bad. No Patrick

Patrick that starfish dude from Finding Nemo

by PeanutFreeMeatloaf June 6, 2021


Patrick

Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. He has the biggest dick ever. Crazy good at sports if you have a patrick your lucky ass fuck. Has a odd humor but is funny likes to hit u as a joke. very freaky and fine as hell

Get you a patrick

by Dis ass super fat May 3, 2024


Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex

Ew don’t be Patrick

by nono:) January 23, 2018


Patrick

An absolute fucking bitch

Man i hate patrick

by threebigguys December 1, 2021


Patrick

The guy who came into my life and I didn't realise how much he would later mean to me. First, when you talk to him, he's shy, cute and awkward, but he has the sweetest and most kind heart. He brought out the best of me, a side to me I never thought I would ever see again, he brought out my inner child, the type of guy you would have a conversation with for hours and hours and still have so many things to talk about. The most patient and understanding person ever, someone you can definitely count on, this boy who stays loyal to the people he loves, his family and friends, he has a very warm heart and a beautiful soul. Yes, he may say some jokes that can cut you, but you can never stay mad at him, ever, you can always have a laugh with him too. He's very passionate when talking about the things he loves, you can always see that bright beautiful and infectious smile of his. He also has very strong political views on some things, but it's for what he thinks is the best and always has good intentions. He's a very smart and humble man, the man I fell in love with, the man with the eyes that I could stare at all day long, the man that makes me feel safe, comforted, makes me feel at home, someone who brought back the smile on my face, the man that is also someone I can call my best friend, the man I'm am proud to call my boyfriend, the man that I hope to marry and spend the rest of my life with, the man that promises to love me every day til the day we die.

If you ever come across a Patrick, treat him well, and take care of him, he's really special and you'll never find a man like him.
I hope I can meet Patrick in my next life somehow, I love him dearly.

On the 22nd of April 2023 is the day Patrick asked me to be his girlfriend, I said yes, he makes me feel like the happiest and luckiest girl in the world, I am so madly in love with him, he completes me.

by turkishdelightwife July 7, 2023