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The worst day of a period. When bleeding is the heaviest and you feel like your insides are being pulled out. You want to be in bed all day.
“I want to go home, im on period day 2”
some dumb shit bitches at my school say.
1:yo erica was talkin bout you
2:she’s irrelevant
1:period puta
When a girl is on her period and blacks out with with rage due to cramps and hormones. Period blackouts occasionally result in shame hangovers the following day
My girlfriend had a period blackout last night and punched me in the face.
Rather than ending a sentence in a traditional sense, Manitobans finish them with the word “fuck”.
The Manitoba Period = fuck
Why’s it so cold out fuck?
Let’s go fuck.
Grab me the keys fuck.
Someone who only goes down on a woman during their period
Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?
Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.
Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.