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When you feed a Swedish Fish to someone else.
A: Hey can you give me a Polish Fish
B: Sure
A: *leans in for fish*
When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.
John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."
- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.
When two sexual partners are both on all fours, facing opposite directions so their butthole are eye to eye and they keep passing the same fart back and forth into each other's anus.
You can tell those two do the Polish Wind Tunnel to each other; they're from Missouri, after all.
Snatch polish is a way to hide the fishy smell of a woman's vagina
She smells great, cause of the snatch polish.
Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.
"On Ghostbusters Reboot"
Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!
After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.
The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.
Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.