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The act of cuddling up to a sleeping person when they are not expecting you.
she could not believe it, she fell asleep alone, yet woke up with a strange arm covering her body...could it be nap rape?
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noun. The act of holding a person's face while forcibly and repeatedly rubbing your nose on their nose. see also Eskimo rapist.
verb. Eskimo raping, Eskimo raped adj. Eskimo rapey , Plur. Eskimo rapes
Jose did 12 years for Eskimo rape. 12 years, man!
The way she grabbed my face and rubbed her nose on my nose was a little Eskimo rapey.
"Hello, my name Susan, and I am a victim of Eskimo rape."
Each year, there are over 7 Eskimo rapes worldwide. More than half are prepetrated by someone the victim knows.
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V. To engage in the act of rape by taking a shit then raping the victim with it.
Sergeant Steamer: "Please tell me Ma'am, what exactly happened to you last night?"
Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."
Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"
Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."
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When you lose lots of money against your will or unexpectedly.
Ben: Hey, wanna go see a movie tonight?
Rodney: I can't, I spent all my money on that 'Free' Romanian gaming website.
Ben: Damn financial rape
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small goblin like person who is obsessed with raping people. the term rape goblin comes from the mythical creature the rape goblin that was said to rape entire villages back in frankensteins time.
'did you hear about that person who got raped by thar midget?'
'i believe the correct term is rape goblin'
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The act of sexually assaulting a calendar. The target for date rapists are usually calenders featuring buffalo penises. The date rape usually takes place near the number 21 for no apparent reason (it is assumed that guys or chicks get horny when looking at the number 21 on the calender and proceeding to try to rape it). It proceeds with the man/chick attempting to coax the calendar into his/her bed. When the calendar anxiously refuses, the man yells at it for a few minutes, hits it, then pierces the calendar right near the number 21. After having sex with it, the man apologizes and cries and weeps telling the calendar to accept his apology. The woman meanwhile, overpowers the calendar and forces it into her vagina where she moves it up and down.
Yo Johnny did you date rape that National Geographic calendar? I heard she was bomb and looks like some freaky deeky stuff.
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