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Riley Flaherty

One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK

Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.

by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 12, 2018


Riley Hunt

A guy who rants about who puts girls into stereotypes of women, calls about 90% of women basic bitches. Rants a bunch about what he would do for his girl, only to call her bitch endearingly after, and claims that he has less of a chance talking to girls because of his body figure being flabby.

Guy 1: Hey man, I would love that girl to death, but she needs to stop being a basic bitch and know every guy isnt chiseled! I need pussy too!

Guy 2: Dude, you're really pulling a Riley Hunt.

Guy 1: Oh Shit! You're right. My bad man, my bad.

by Edster2618 January 10, 2018


Riley Belden

-Name \ Great friend and mad funny with the one liners. Probably can outsmoke a chimney. Kind Gent tho, probably find him in his room painting or sleeping.

Riley Belden/ noun/ verb / extradinar

by Nathanthesaint372 November 25, 2021


Riley Belden

-Name \ Great friend and mad funny with the one liners. Probably can outsmoke a chimney. Kind Gent tho, probably find him in his room painting or sleeping.

Riley Belden/ noun/ verb / extradinar
Ex.
Hot College babe: uhh Ethan's such a dick, where are all the good guys
Hot College babe's friend: What about that Riley guy
Hot College babe: Your right! Let me call him
Riley Belden: Hey, no I'm about actually booked for work, but Definitely soon, alright later.( He will definitely not see her soon, he's painting...)

by Nathanthesaint372 November 25, 2021


Riley bell

I wish couldve met when we were older ❤️

ilysmbikydlmb, Riley bell

by anonxxxxxxz May 3, 2022


riley bell

A sexy boy that has a humongous penis and huge muscles, also has rock hard abs and a wink that could kill. You are very lucky to know a Riley Bell

Oh there’s Riley Bell, I heard he has a 10 incher! Oh and look at those muscles”

by axex34210987 October 29, 2019


Riley bell

Hot

Omg he’s such a Riley bell

by Micro penis March 9, 2024