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A person so consistantly angry, cantakerous, grumpy or mean that they can only be likened to an American Bison getting it's taint scrubbed with a wire brush.
God, your dad is a jackass.
Yeah, he is a regular rusty buffalo...
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When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.
I'm taking her out for a Rusty Venture.
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When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.
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cockney rhyming slang for dyke (lesbian)
your sister looks like a right rusty spike!
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The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.
If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.
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The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating
Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*
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The act of Eppz Dee'ing a fellow human being, who is clueless to the ways of the world, also known as a "fuckboi"
That Eppzy just got Rusty Elmo'd XD