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When a college football player: Talks shit, plays like shit, and then acts like a piece of shit after the game.
After his team choked in a game they should have won, Billy went all rusty duck and punched a couple of cheerleaders, then got up in the stands and spit on my grandma.
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When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.
I'm taking her out for a Rusty Venture.
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When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.
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cockney rhyming slang for dyke (lesbian)
your sister looks like a right rusty spike!
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The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.
If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.
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The act of engaging in anal sex while the female involved is menstruating
Friend 1: The missus is PMSing like a sacrificial goat on heat!
Friend 2: That sucks! What are you going ro do about it?
Friend 1: I'll give her a RUSTY SPOON later, that always cheers her up.
*friends high five each other and get back to work*
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Filling a belly button with the correct size and viscosity of feces with the perfect Dairy Queen curl on top.
Hey Stanley, did you see I just put a Rusty Navel on that chick!