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a man usually between ages 16-65 who has so much self confidence, they believe they can get with any girl by A- making cat noises , B- trying multiple times to make a move and get denied EVERYtime , C- touch a girl in her "private" area when it is clear he is unwanted , D- texting her at 3 in the morning saying "yo can I come over?" , E- being too honest and saying , things like "you have a nice a*s" or "lets f*ck tonight".
ME - That guy is sucha salty dog, he text me at 3 last night asking to hang out.
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF
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Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.
This Girl Had My Salty Chocolate Balls in her mouth tonight
To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.
Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?
When a male is standing out in the ocean and a female is completely submerged giving him a blow job.
Jan gave me a wicked salty dog in the Pacific the other day.
After she gave me a salty dog, I experienced chaffing.
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When you blow salt into a girls vagina. This causes the vagina to tighten.
I was about to bone this girl last night, but she was kind of loose so i gave her a salty sea breeze.
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process of grabbing one's penis and stroking till sweet and salty ejaculation comes out of the penis hole.
Man, that was really sweet and salty.
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