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The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.
"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."
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When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.
Him: yo do you like me?
Her: Boy no I don't
Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does
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be my baka 😕
please say 😓 you ‼️ are 🥶 my 😳 baka 👹
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These individuals formerly said, "Nee".
"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.
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Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.
Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave
her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(
So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.
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To say that they could do anything to you and you'd still say thank you because you love them too much.
"Colby Brock, you could run me over and I'd still say thank you. He is so hot."
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Wassa baby take me out to dinner
Person 1: what do you have to say to Joe Biden right now.
Person 2: wassa baby take me out to dinner.
Person 1: ayo
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