Her: why you being so clingy
Me: it's September 5
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national say yes to your gf all day
βItβs September 5 which means I have to say yes to my gf all dayβ
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People born on this day are known for crying a lot but they're one of the most wholesome kind. 13/10 deserve all your love and attention on this day (and pretty much all the other days of the year too)
Person 1 : Hey! When's your birthday?
Person 2 : It's on 21st September!
Person 1 : OH MY GOD I THEREBY DECLARE YOU MY BESTIE FROM TODAY
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National suicide prevention day
Me: hey wanna celebrate September 10th with me
Sister: yes because suicide prevention day is the most important
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National tie your hair up day.
Someone in the world probably has nits, tie your hair up just so you don't get them.
It's the 17th September, you have to tie your hair up!
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September 27th is the day where you get to ask ur crush for his or hers hoodie day!
Girl: Hey, so, um so Brody, ur my crush and today is September 27th the day where u get to ask ur crush for his or her hoodie and I was wondering if I could have urs?
Crush: Sure, here. You can keep it btw!
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Kiss everyone that's names start with the letter E and the letter Z
Hey Elsa get over here its September 27 I'm gonna kiss you
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