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You do not want anyone to say this to you. This is the best roast in the entirety of all roasts. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny and ur grandpap a trap combined.
Lobster: Yo ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*
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having sexual inter course with ones sister
-GUY 1-Shut up or I will get my godsis to jump you.
-GUY 2- NO SHE WONT BECAUSE I FUCKED UR SISTER AND SHE LIKED IT!!!!
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the phrase means when someone spills the tea but the tea is steaming burning tea and you can’t handle some hard cold truth about dRaMA
Veronica said exclaimed “OMG did you know that Trevor has a big you know what”. I replied with “that’s some real tea sister!”
When you have a step sister and you look identical to her.
Kayla is identical to her step sister kyla, so they are identical step-sisters.
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Just some bitch allegedly from Sister Act 2.
Who's that bitch from Sister Act 2?
Oh, that's Sister Mary Catherine.
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One of the more gritty underground roasts, please use with extreme caution. May cause recipient to go into an anaphylactic shock, epileptic fit and or straight up seizure. Other side effects which have been known to be a consequence of this insult includes full-blown autism or an addition of a chromosome.
Sarah: Your mother is a child-beating, cheap whorewho has achieved nothing manage to trap a man to have a child with her, a massive mistake... you. That mistake is you, you unloved virgin.
Janet: your sister a mister lol
Sarah: *Develops autism and literally fucking dies from her throat closing up*
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female version of "brother from another mother"
" Me and Kyla are close. She's like a sister from another mister."
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